Lending a Machete to your Intellectual Thicket...
Tonight

A customer told me I was awesome after I have him a plate. I had to stop myself from saying, “I know” lol

thyartisdisney:

LabraThor

thyartisdisney:

LabraThor

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

sorida777:

uss-sasserprise:

webothsoldit:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Is this a Cats rehearsal?



Whoever added the Star Trek gif you can do me no wrong.

sorida777:

uss-sasserprise:

webothsoldit:

cwtae-withthataxeeugene:

A delicately choreographed whatever the hell it is they’re doing.

Is this a Cats rehearsal?

Whoever added the Star Trek gif you can do me no wrong.

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

Thin Mint Frappuccino

Thin Mint Frappuccino

2,000,485 plays

captain-boomerang:

imagineteenwolflike:

captain-boomerang:

bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

iamthetwickster:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

im catholic and thats hilarious

relahvant:

when someone asks you to do something you really don’t want to do

image

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

poprah-winfrey:

i wish i was as cool as this guy

terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

Horses in a nutshell

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense